WHY AM I HERE?This is that moment when we ask you for your email.
WHAT DO YOU NEED THAT FOR?Product drops, news, special features, and invites for special events.
WHAT ABOUT SALES?Yeah, those too. When we have a sale, you'll be the first to know.
DO I GET A DISCOUNT FOR SIGNING UP?Is that the only reason you'd sign up??
YEAH, I'M ALL ABOUT THE DEALS.Gotcha. How about 15% off on your first purchase for signup?